THE FRONTAL LOBOTOMY

“A full frontal lobotomy is a form of psychosurgery. It consists of cutting the connections to and from, or simply destroying, the prefrontal cortex. This brain region has been implicated in planning complex cognitive behaviours, personality expression and moderating correct social behavior. These procedures often result in major personality changes. Lobotomies have been used in the past to treat a wide range of mental illnesses.”

We here at The Frontal Lobotomy are dedicated to erasing the centuries of psychological damage caused by society and it's use of religion, politics, mainstream media, reality TV, global warming, and moronic kids from New Jersey. We will attempt to repair the minds of the people and return them back to free thinking human beings. We will teach the people to find their own answers, discover their own opinions, and decide what is good for their own lives. We cut through all the bullshit and get right down to the core of this life. We require no insurance, and rest assured, will not be affected by any sort of medical reform. We will do all this for the small price of your unconditional loyalty and the complete ownership of your soul. Dedicate your existence to The Frontal Lobotomy and be free...